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The ice is finally melting. Now is the
time to buy into the lucrative Northwest Passage and assure yourself
a place in history. With global temperatures rising every day, the
receding ice of the Arctic beckons back to those exciting Klondike
days of fortunes found in unexplored frontiers. Speculators have already
started rubbing their hands together in glee thinking about undiscovered
oil, precious metals and diamonds in the Arctic. The rush for virgin
territory and natural resources worth billions and billions of dollars
is on! The purchase of Hans Island offers an unparalleled opportunity
to stake your very own Arctic claim.
Ignore those naysayers and whiny environmentalists. Now is the
time to cash in on global warming! The polar thaw is revealing all
kinds of treasures, especially lucrative new shipping routes. Global
warming could open up the Northwest Passage to year-round cargo
shipping by 2050. Forget the pesky Panama Canal; once the Northwest
Passage is forged, routes from Europe to the Far East will be cut
in half. Time is money. With the purchase of Hans Island, you’ll
already be there to take advantage of increased traffic in the area
- you could open your own resort or gas station on spacious Hans
Island. Visitors might include American submarines patrolling the
waters or Danish military envoys.
As for getting to Hans Island, you'll need an all-weather,
ice-strengthened ship. The inhospitable white wilderness
that killed countless explorers and foiled navigators for centuries is a thing of the past.
Now Hans Island can also be reached by helicopter! There is no shortage
of flat rock to accommodate a helipad. Hans Island is located in
the Nares Strait between Canada’s Ellesmere Island and northern
Greenland. The barren rock is about one kilometre in diameter, with
a cliff on its south end. The island is currently uninhabited except
for sporadic visits by Danish seamen and the Canadian Defense Minister.
The island includes a Canadian flag, a Danish flag, an inukshuk
and a half empty bottle of Cognac. The inukshuk follows the traditional
Arctic warring ritual of building ornate rock piles.
Amenities are scarce but there is a tiny wooden hut with a cot,
stove, 2 pans and some Tang drink crystals. In recent times, the
outhouse has been tipped on its side and used to store planks of
wood. Surveys indicate that restoring this most northern outdoor
toilet is feasible. Vegetation includes red lichen and hardy Arctic
moss. Despite infrequent visitors, both litter and graffiti are
present on Hans Island. Included in the sale are 12 rusting oil
drums and six discarded gas cylinders on the western side of Hans
Island. These remnants could serve as polar bear proof storage containers.
The opportunities for commerce on Hans Island are limited only
by your imagination. Land prices are rising as quickly as the ice
is melting. Now is the time to stake your claim before somebody
else does.
To inquire about purchasing Hans Island, please contact one of the
following persons.
Stephen
Harper
80 Wellington Street
Ottawa
K1A 0A2
Canada
pm@pm.gc.ca
Anders Rasmussen
Christiansborg
Prins Jørgens Gård 11
1218 Copenhagen K
Denmark
stm@stm.dk
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